Tools and equipment needed for a miriad of quick fix car bodges:

  • As many cable ties as one can carry
  • Gaffer tape
  • A selection of the highest amp cartridge fuses available
  • A vat of WD40
  • Dirty great self tapping screws
  • Insulation tape
  • A lump hammer
  • A crowbar
  • Vasoline
  • Rubber gloves
  • Cuddly toys (to strap to the front grille)