As the Lonely Planet puts it “Danish Vikings once took to the seas and ravaged half of Europe, but these days they’ve filed down their horns and forged a society that sees itself as a benchmark of civilisation, with progressive policies, a commitment to free speech and a liberal social-welfare system.”

Half of Europe? bah – lame Vikings.

Strike action allowing Denmark will be ravaged tomorrow by two free speaking, progressive, liberal, pointy-horned Bearders.

Having missed Moomin World in Finland, I’m trying to decide if we should go to Legoland? Hmmmm…

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