Breaking news! – it’s true, baby Pigeons do exist.

After many years hard research (sort of) I can confirm the existence of baby pigeons. The observation was made yesterday at 4pm outside our office window in a small and well disguised nest.

The significance of this sighting was underlined 1 hour later when Bill Oddie was spotted breaching our security fence in full cammo gear.

In another observation made earlier this week, I discovered that there are people in this world who can dance to the music in Poo Na Na’s night club. Amazing.