Theiving northern pensioners!. Superb.
Month: October 2004
OK – less of the political soap-boxing and time for something far more important – Food.
What could be better than a great British ‘eat all you want’ Sunday roast? I’ll tell you. A great British ‘eat all you want’ Roast Dinner with Thai Green Curry, Chicken Korma, a Balti and a bowl of noodles – topped off with chocolate cake and cream!! It’s sheer genius.
The daddy of all dinners has been found so, if you’re ever looking for an Oxford Bearder between 12 and 4 on a Sunday try looking here first.
Also, do you support beardism? are you a beardist?. I hope not.
So it’s finally been made official. Iraq didn’t have any WMD.
But didn’t we already know that? It’s clearly the reason that the UK and US walk away from the UN weapons inspections and refuse to give them more time before invading Iraq. The inspections were becoming a liability. It was undoubtedly clear that no weapons existed and, had the inspections team been given any longer to prove it – they would have dispelled the only remaining argument for invading Iraq.
I suppose there were the links with al-Qaeda. …No?
Breaking news! – it’s true, baby Pigeons do exist.
After many years hard research (sort of) I can confirm the existence of baby pigeons. The observation was made yesterday at 4pm outside our office window in a small and well disguised nest.
The significance of this sighting was underlined 1 hour later when Bill Oddie was spotted breaching our security fence in full cammo gear.
In another observation made earlier this week, I discovered that there are people in this world who can dance to the music in Poo Na Na’s night club. Amazing.